We bought a can of it at the local supermarket; it is definitely NOT a fake.
So we wrote our own advertising jingle, in honour of this wonderful, if almost unbelievable, sarsparilla drink!
SARS,
SARS, sweet and thick
Guaranteed
to make you sick!
Drink
it sweet or drink it dry,
Guaranteed
to make you die!
Drink
with friends or on your own - ya
Know
you'll get lethal pneumonia!
The
colour of a cute brown beaver,
Gives
you a lethally high fever!
The
people's favourite drink is SARS.
They
serve it in the Hong Kong bars.
It's
the drink for which you'll ask,
Suck
it through your own face mask!
It
goes fizzy when you shake.
Serve
it up at your own wake!
Is
fit and healthy how you feel?
Then
drink your SARS with every meal!!